Friday, April 30, 2010

Classy Vintage Watch



It's that time of year!!! Yeap! Mother's Day is around the corner! what? you didn't get her a gift yet? why.. lookie here! a classy vintage watch that she'll love!! (well your dad will prolly like it more).
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Seriously?? The Better Marriage Blanket


ehh i don't need one because:
1. I'm not married (woot!)
2. I always sleep with a gas mask on.
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Sunday, April 25, 2010

Overheard in NY

Saleslady #1: You look like one of those dolls. I forget what they're called.
Saleslady #2: A doll? Oh, like a Barbie?
Saleslady #1: Nah, not a Barbie. I forget what these dolls are called. They're kinda short...
Saleslady #2: Kinda short? A Bratz doll?
Saleslady #1: No... Ummm... No, not a Bratz doll... Oh yeah, they're called Trolls. You look like a Troll.
- at Old Navy

Girl on date: My mother had an abortion when I was 11.
Boy on date: That must be because your parents realized they could never produce anything as beautiful as you again.
-at a Restaurant, 106th St & Amsterdam


First grade girl #1: When I grow up, I wanna be a seal trainer!
First grade girl #2: When I grow up, I wanna be a seal!
- at the Bronx Zoo

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Ahhh... my future neighbors

On Overheard in NY

Kid in car, screaming at top of his lungs in parked car: Just a small town girl living in a lonely world she took...
From random window: If she doesn't shut the fuck up she'll take a midnight train to my foot up her ass!

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Pic of the Day


Nice View, Man!!! oh sorry, didn't mean to interrupt your zen meditation you crazy rockclimbing half naked guy.
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Sex Offender Locator: you're doing it wrong



This is a geolocational fail from an iPhone app called "Sex Offender Search, which, thanks to Megan's Law, allows you mobile access to a database of sex offenders.

I think the makers of the app may want to consider hiring a copywriter... or perhaps a lawyer.

hahah Fail!!

[SFWeekly]
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The Idiot's Guide to America



hahahha I like New England's description
However I did add in my own modifications. But you can't tell what I added!!! ok ok fine.. the crappy 5-year old handwriting is mine.. but writing on a track pad is hard!!! I guess I should stop being a lazy and buy some batteries for my mouse...
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Baby Kong and the Empire State Finger


afejkl;ajelwfakejkk so cute!
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For all you True BLood Fans


This is a great idea! For those who can't wait for the next season, True Blood series creator Alan Ball produced six-mini-episodes that will take place between seasons 2 and 3 and, starting May 2nd, will play every Sunday on HBO!

Hit the jump for some more "Waiting Sucks" promos!


Sam Version


Tara Version

AND of course.... an Eric Tease!!

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Saturday, April 24, 2010

8-year old cover of "Hey, Soul Sister" on Uke


Can you say cuuuuuuuuutteeee???!!!
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N64 = Koala's Face??



hmmm who knew?

[PSA]
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Monday, April 19, 2010

What life is REALYY like after you rescue the princess



Ever wonder what really happens after you rescue the princess at the end of a video game? The exact same thing that would happen in real life if you wanted to get with one.

Hit the jump for the video



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Rectum Bar in all its glory (hole)



How many nights have you and your friends wanted to hang out and drink but never could decide on the place to do so? Well, I bring you the Rectum Bar outside Vienna, Austria. This place has the whole digestive track, with the tongue, stomach, small and intestines and the anus - all anatomically correct (except for the large intestine). This place is the SH1T!! get it?? get it??

Hit the jump for another look from the rear... hahhahah i crack myself up.

[Gearfuse]


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McDonald's Trains New Employees with this Nintendo DS Game



A Bloomberg report brings us this look at McDonald's own DS employee training software that's used in Japan. It's like Cooking Mama but when you fail, you just don't get an angry mama, but a pink slip.. hahahh

ps. how does that reporter woman even dare call it a nsds?? psh.. and she calls herself asian..
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Eyjafjallajökull Daily CO2 Output Puny Compared to European Aviation Industry



For those of you who live under a rock, Europe was rocked (har har) by the active eruptions of Mt. Eyjafjallajökull (say it 3 times fast!) in Iceland. The massive ash plumes have wreaked havoc on European travel as the Europe banned all air travel to and from the EU. So what does this really mean.

As you can see in this graph, the European aviation industry's daily CO2 output completely surpasses Eyjafjallajökull with a daily total of 344,109 tons of CO2 per day. It dwarfs the volcano's 15,000 tons to a tiny little triangle.

Anyways, although travelers are hatin' on the volcano for grounding and/or stranding them for days on end, the earth sure is having a good laugh. Hit the jump for awesome pictures of the little volcano that could (and did).













A screen shot from FlightRader24.com showing air traffic over Europe, and places where airpots are closed on Friday Night. The yellow plans were flights in the air at the time the map was made.

[nytimes, gizmodo]
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Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Taiwanese Lin Yu Chun = Whitney Houston???


Ok Ok i know this video is old, but I felt it deserved it's rightful place on Boom in the Box. I mean if I posted about Susan Boyle, I might as well right? When I first heard this kid sing, I only heard the audio since my friends were playing the video in the backseat of my car while I was f****ng driving them for 5 whole hours... anyways.. at the time, I was sooo sure that the audio was dubbed with the real Whitney Houston's version, but I guess watching the video now, it's plausible..... so if i just get fatter and get a bowl hair cut and wear a red bow tie, I could sing like Whitney Houston??? Right on!!
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Iron Man USB Drive!!



OMGLKFJELKWJ:EKJ IRON MANLFKJEWL:KJF! I want.. ehh but not really. $40 for a 4GB USB drive? Pleaseee... i can buy a good ol' strip dance from a Chippendale's dancer with that kinda money... ok... fine fine.. i'll settle for a Danny DeVito strip tease.
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Suck it Harry Potter! Here's a REAL Invisibility Cloak



Ok. Sort of.
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Baby's First Cubicle: Most Depressing Toy Everrrr



The trick to raising happy kids, is to not tell them to aim for the moon and land among the stars crap... don't tell them they're gonna be world-class surgeons or presidents of countries. Get them this cubicle so they can be mentally prepared to become office drones like 80% of people become.

For a mere $2,500, daddy's little office drone gets all of this:

Furniture features:
* Flat desk area
* Left and Right built-in mouse pads
* Bench seat that fits two children and offers storage inside for supplies
* Two locking cabinet doors
* Computer wiring stores safely inside ventilated cabinet.
* Locking castors keep unit from rolling during use.
Computer equipment features:
* Think Centre PC
* Internal DVD-ROM
* 1GB RAM (minimum)
* 160GB Hard Drive (minimum)
* 10/100 Ethernet
* Microsoft® Windows
* Sound Card and 2 External Speakers
* Surge protector
* 19" Widescreen Flat Panel LCD Monitor
* Custom Little Tikes Learning keyboard and Tiny Mouse (colors are subject to change without notice)
Computer Warranty: 1-year parts and labor.
Pre-loaded educational software:
* Millie's Math House®
* Sammy's Science House®
* Bailey's Book House®
* Trudy's Time and Place®
* Thinkin' Things®


If you really want to lower their expectations for life a little more, so they can truly be happy, take them to walmart and get this toy for them.



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Monday, April 12, 2010

This is how you do it Blockbuster.


This is how my local video store, called 'Movies and Shiet' organizes their movies in a simple and logical way. Keep up Blockbuster.
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Custom Super Paper Mario Nike Dunks


Can we say AWESOME?! These are available for about $140 (89.99 british 'ollars) and these are actually custom painted and are currently sold out, because Paper Mario came to life and pwned them!!! Btw. you can also get sneaks with a picture of Mario's lesser known brother (was Luifi his name? doesn't matter) also.
[HappyCash Fashion]
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See the Moon in 3-D!



You can see the Moon in 3-D!! You don't even have to leave your computer to go outside to do it! Just hit the jump and click on the picture to make it larger, so you'll get the full effect. Just cross your eyes like you did for Magic Eye pictures when you were little, before a bully just smacked you in the head and called you an R-Tard. Move your head back a little bit until the two middle images overlap. and Voila! the moon in 3-d.
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Awesome Japanese Combo Pack: I'm Sold!!!


Need I say more? Ok fine I will. In this combo pack, you get two packs of cigarettes and a 12oz coffee for 640 yen (~$7). Considering cigarettes here are like $43F3438U897 here, this is a pretty sweet deal, except I don't know who smokes 40 cigs to one cup of coffee...

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Thursday, April 8, 2010

New Superhero Supply Co.




Need a new cape because your dog ripped it up? Need a new alias because hackers stole it?? Fear not!!! The Brooklyn Superhero Supply Co. has all your superhero needs!! which reminds me, i gotta go grab a new invisibility cloak since i lost it on the subway.
[Brooklyn Superhero Supply Co.]
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Awesome PIXEL video


Watch it! or else i'll call pac man to pixelate your @$$

[EDIT] Broken Video has been fixed!
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